>nazi patrick
best of Batman & Joker Knock Knock jokes
GO HOME, RAINBOW
YOU’RE DRUNK
1: What eye color do you find sexiest? the weird and rare ones, like green
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? milk. always.
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? probably the Mana Dragon from Secret of Mana
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? really small. and yes.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) several, actually. i’d probably go for Otto or something.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? mango
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? haha, nope. nice try
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? nuuuuuuu
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? nope
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why? ninjas. because fuck yeah, ninjas.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? on multiple occasions.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? yes XD
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? a genetically engineered real life catgirl. or a pair of ferrets, that’s cool too.
14: What’s your most favorite part of your body? mah penis? haha. ehm. my ears probably, or my eyes.
15: What’s your most favorite part of your personality? my openness.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? no
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? no
19: What’s the most delicious food you’ve ever eaten in your life? that would be the pizza i make myself when ordering pizza :3
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? grew up with butter, prefer margarine, but use neither.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) the 1.5% one
22: Which continents have you been on? let me list them: 1. Europe
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? no, i have full control over my sensory organs >B)
24: Backpacks or satchels? satchels all the way
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? i’d probably wear anything if it refers to the correct canon B)
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Tiny Toon Adventures, probably.
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? pigs are easier to hug. so, pigs.
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? oh i don’t think i care. maybe my hometown.
29: Longest plane ride you’ve ever been on? 0 seconds : /
30: The latest you’ve ever slept? like, not at all
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? probably not. those tend too be too ugly, even for my taste in clothes.
32: Do you pick at scabs? is that a trick question? of course i do.
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? Mameshiba :3
34: How far can you throw a baseball? yes. i totally can throw a baseball.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move? probably canada or finland or something like that.
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? that’s kind of an ambiguous question Oo
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? arts school. because fuck yeah arts.
38: A relationship with love or one with sex? love.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables? probably not. idk.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? not so much. at both.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? if no one’s watchin, of course. LIKE EVERYBODY DOES. RIGHT? RIGHT?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents? fucking yes
43: Coolest thing you’ve ever been for Halloween? Scott Pilgrim / me
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? turquoise
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids? sure
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. i do, no worries.
47: City or nature person? yes. both.
48: Have you ever used something other than “makeup” as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) fake blood, sharpie, … yes
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you’re a guy? how should i know :p
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! i look at least 5 years younger than i actually am, i am learning sign language, i once owned the biggest Chobits fanpage in the whole web, i used to date a fetish model for half a year, i have the biggest and most perfect organised MP3 collection i ever stumbled upon (atm 40.599 songs in total)
(Source: sheepyshavings)